Delco Dirtball eBook (Instant download)
Tommy & Fats are two neighborhood dirtballs who share bunkbeds and a dream to one day make it out of their hometown, Delco, where hopelessness, poverty, and addiction reign supreme. That dream becomes a reality when Tommy’s estranged crackhead father enlists him in a check cashing scheme that would turn their lives around. However, all that changes when Tommy & Fats are wrongfully accused of murdering their pervert boss at Halloween Quest.
While brain damaged Fats pedals his old ass Mongoose bike as reformed wigger Tommy rides his pegs, they must navigate the fucked up streets of Delco to commit check cashing fraud while also ripping off drug dealers, fighting obese Arby’s managers, and getting pussy from dirt-footed chicks with wet buns and strap-on dildos. With all odds stacked against them, they are pushed towards achieving their dreams by a schizophrenic arsonist, a fat-titted cashier with an ATV, and a disgusting stripper whose barbed wire tattoo around her C-section scar belies a heart of gold.
This book is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and check outside to make sure no one is stealing your catalytic converter.
Tommy & Fats are two neighborhood dirtballs who share bunkbeds and a dream to one day make it out of their hometown, Delco, where hopelessness, poverty, and addiction reign supreme. That dream becomes a reality when Tommy’s estranged crackhead father enlists him in a check cashing scheme that would turn their lives around. However, all that changes when Tommy & Fats are wrongfully accused of murdering their pervert boss at Halloween Quest.
While brain damaged Fats pedals his old ass Mongoose bike as reformed wigger Tommy rides his pegs, they must navigate the fucked up streets of Delco to commit check cashing fraud while also ripping off drug dealers, fighting obese Arby’s managers, and getting pussy from dirt-footed chicks with wet buns and strap-on dildos. With all odds stacked against them, they are pushed towards achieving their dreams by a schizophrenic arsonist, a fat-titted cashier with an ATV, and a disgusting stripper whose barbed wire tattoo around her C-section scar belies a heart of gold.
This book is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and check outside to make sure no one is stealing your catalytic converter.
Tommy & Fats are two neighborhood dirtballs who share bunkbeds and a dream to one day make it out of their hometown, Delco, where hopelessness, poverty, and addiction reign supreme. That dream becomes a reality when Tommy’s estranged crackhead father enlists him in a check cashing scheme that would turn their lives around. However, all that changes when Tommy & Fats are wrongfully accused of murdering their pervert boss at Halloween Quest.
While brain damaged Fats pedals his old ass Mongoose bike as reformed wigger Tommy rides his pegs, they must navigate the fucked up streets of Delco to commit check cashing fraud while also ripping off drug dealers, fighting obese Arby’s managers, and getting pussy from dirt-footed chicks with wet buns and strap-on dildos. With all odds stacked against them, they are pushed towards achieving their dreams by a schizophrenic arsonist, a fat-titted cashier with an ATV, and a disgusting stripper whose barbed wire tattoo around her C-section scar belies a heart of gold.
This book is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and check outside to make sure no one is stealing your catalytic converter.